Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category
Ott to be a GM
The Lakers are in the depths of their worst start ever and things are not going to get any better any time soon. They are playing defense like they are all chugging gallons of promethazine before each game and they all stand around staring at Kobe as he pushing himself to the breaking point. […]
MSBL update: Smith on the Hill
DUNEDIN, FLA.–The uniforms may say Reds but they are the San Antonio Bombers as Mike Smith pitches them to a complete game 8-3 victory over the Rhode Island Salty Dogs in the MSBL over 45 championship on Saturday November 15th. Smith a former pitcher with the Baltimore Orioles scattered nine hits and added a two run […]
Week 11 JJ Rankings
First place is a bad place to be. Wait….what? That doesn’t make any sense. Well it did in Week 11. First place teams went a puzzling 2-6. The only two wins came at the expense of other first place teams, so if you take those two games out of the equation, first place teams went […]
Cardinals Trade for Braves’ Jason Heyward
The St. Louis Cardinals addressed a glaring need, both offensively and defensively, today. Looking for an offensive boost, the Cards added outfielder Jason Heyward in a trade with the Atlanta Braves. The Cardinals also added reliever Jordan Walden. The Braves receive two right handers, Shelby Miller and Tyrell Jenkins. Miller, Baseball Prospectus’ 10th rated prospect in 2012, struggled early in 2014 […]
Mike Smith – MSBL in Dunedin
DUNEDIN, FLA.–At age 51 former major league pitcher Mike Smith still has the desire to play the game. Much like he did in the picture that shows him popping out to short on Thursday at the Toronto Blue Jays minor league complex. Playing at the Jays complex isn’t Smith’s only connection to the one team […]
Rays Trade Hellickson to D-Backs
According to sources, Tampa and Arizona have agreed on a trade sending former Rookie of the Year, Jeremy Hellickson, to Arizona. In return the Rays will receive outfield prospect Justin Williams, and shortstop prospect Andrew Velazquez. Hellickson captured the 2011 AL Rookie of the Year Award after posting a 13-10 record with a 2.95 ERA. […]
AJ Burnett Heads Back to Pirates
AJ Burnett has agreed to a one-year $8.5M contract to rejoin the Pittsburgh Pirates. After rejecting the $12.75M player option to stay with the Philadelphia Phillies; Burnett had this to say… “I want to win a ring, and I want to win a ring in Pittsburgh.” Burnett has played for five different teams throughout his […]
JJ Rankings week 10
Turnovers kill. In a season where the playing field has been so level, giving the ball away can be the equivalent of giving the game away. Just ask the Pittsburgh Steelers. Coming into Week 10, they were arguably the hottest team in football. So there is no way they should have struggled with the lowly […]
Sexy Positions
Get your mind out of the gutter. If you are here trolling for some risqué bullshit, you’re on the wrong site. Go to your local porn shop and get an issue of Penthouse Forum. Go purchase a copy of the Kama Sutra from your local bookstore. If you are here for sports, and understand that […]









