Posts Tagged ‘Dwayne Bowe’

So Crazy… it just might work!

An Attorney, a Statistician and an Oil Tycoon walk into a bar. The Bartender, named Billy takes their order… Billy wears Blond hair, a porn stache and sunglasses… this sounds like a joke but truth is it’s not but it is. This is what the Cleveland Browns have come to; they’ve been the joke in […]

Sorry-Ass Heartbreak in C-Town

Let me run some numbers by you… 16 years, 8 Head Coaches, 7 General Managers, 3 Owners, 20 picks in the 1st round, 6 of which made it to the Pro Bowl, and 1 playoff game. At this point I could do a Mic drop and exit the stage… FORGET ABOUT THIS SORRY ASS TEAM!!! […]

10 years and Billion Tears!!

Do you remember that scene from “Stand By Me” when everybody starts throwing up at the Pie Eating contest? How about the Movie “Scanners” when the guy’s head explodes? Well if you have a camera and you are a Browns fan or know a Browns fan get ready for the same reactions. I was asked […]

OTT’s 2015 Cleveland Browns

  After decades of torment and disappointing season after disappointing season I can actually say that I can see the light at the end of the tunnel for my beloved Browns. They finally built themselves a real identity, something I’ve been begging them to do for YEARS. They are truly a top notch defense fielding […]