Posts Tagged ‘johnny manziel’

So Crazy… it just might work!

An Attorney, a Statistician and an Oil Tycoon walk into a bar. The Bartender, named Billy takes their order… Billy wears Blond hair, a porn stache and sunglasses… this sounds like a joke but truth is it’s not but it is. This is what the Cleveland Browns have come to; they’ve been the joke in […]

Dear Cleveland Browns Backers,

Dear Cleveland Browns Backers, Cleveland Browns fans and anything falls in between, It’s time for a Football Intervention, no not for Johnny Manziel, it’s for the entire Browns Organization, most interventions are done once the deadbeat has hit rock bottom, the Browns Organization is that deadbeat, drug addict living on the streets with the largest family […]

Sorry-Ass Heartbreak in C-Town

Let me run some numbers by you… 16 years, 8 Head Coaches, 7 General Managers, 3 Owners, 20 picks in the 1st round, 6 of which made it to the Pro Bowl, and 1 playoff game. At this point I could do a Mic drop and exit the stage… FORGET ABOUT THIS SORRY ASS TEAM!!! […]

16 NFL Pontentials You Ott to Know

In no time at all the NFL regular season will be open for business, we can stop wondering and finally just sit back and watch it all play out. So many things happen during the season that it’s hard to wrap your head around, injuries, broken records, arrests, coaches on the hot seat and everything […]

Early Christmas Gift for the Browns Fans

What the Hell are the Browns going to do to fix what seems like a lifelong nightmare? How can they, as a franchise, make it to the promised land of the Play-offs and maybe even the Super Bowl?  They need to win more games, that’s the short and direct answer but how they go about […]

Three 3 headed Monsters

  The Cleveland Browns, in my opinion just completed their best draft since their return to the NFL. Sure they passed on one of the best Wide Receivers in the Draft, sure they traded 2 times in the 1st round and what do they have to show it… Well I tell you what; they have […]

Don’t Draft Johnny Football

Don’t Draft Johnny Football

Johnny Manziel is to football as to what Justin Bieber is to music. Their fans are both jaded on the ability each have and they are both rottenly immature children that will never grow up. Yep I said it, they are both childish turds that get more credit than they deserve. I’ll leave the Biebs […]

Players Just Don’t Understand

Players Just Don’t Understand

Before I get started let me just preface this article by saying it’s easy to critique someone of another class when you don’t have to walk a mile in their shoes. Today is Monday July 22, 2013 and I’m upset. I shouldn’t be upset. I am in a nice hotel in New Orleans to watch […]