Sources

By on November 18, 2013

 

I have so many “Sources” around the NBA it’s hard to keep them all in line, many of mine, like Chris Broussard’s, are all in my head and just figments of my extensive imagination.  Here are what my “Sources” have been telling me about some serious* trade talks.

 

Knicks and Suns:

My “Sources” tell me that the Knicks and previous rookie of the year, Amar’e Stoudemire are both looking to part ways and the Suns are in the mix to reacquire him. The Suns would send Channing Frye and Emeka Okafor to the Knicks for Amar’e and his enormous contract.

 

Rockets and the Cavs:

My “Sources” have been following the Rockets big man issues for some time now and tell me that Omer Asik has not only requested a trade he is refusing to play until he is traded. So sending him to the Cavs for Anderson Varejoa and a lottery protected pick makes sense at this time. At least the Cavs would end up with a Center that can actually play… yes that’s a slam on Andrew Bynum.

 

Celtics and Raptors:

More “Sources” say that Boston and Toronto are in preliminary talks to that would send Kris Kardashian-Humphries , his expiring contract and Gerald Wallace and lottery protected pick to Toronto for Rudy Gay.

 

The “Sources” are telling me that Pau Gasol desperately wants to be next to his brother and Melo wants out of New York. So to make all happy the Lakers will send Gasol to Memphis and Nick Young to the Knicks. Memphis will send Zach Randolph and lottery protected pick to the Knicks and the Knicks will send Melo to the Lakers.

 

Lakers, Pistons, Kings and Timberwolves:

More “Sources” out of nowhere are stating that there is a potential blockbuster trade in the works. Here how it would all break down if it were true.

Lakers would send Steve Nash to the Timberwolves to back up Ricky Rubio.

Lakers would send an unprotected 1st round pick to the Pistons.

Timberwolves would send J.J. Barea to the Kings and Derrick Williams to the Pistons as well as a lottery protected pick.

The Kings would send Travis Outlaw to the Timberwolves and Jimmer Fredette to the Lakers.

The Pistons would send Greg Monroe to the Lakers.

The truth shall set you free but lies are always more fun. Now let’s see if any of these happen so I can land a gig on a major network making stuff up like so many already do.

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